2016 has been the year of Brexit, rainbow-inspired bagels, Zayn Malik and trouser snakes.
No really!! There was Alex Bowen's MASSIVE PEEN which sadly the suits insisted we covered with an aubergine. Someone baked a peen-shaped bread on Great British Bake Off. Simon Cowell's peen (kinda) made an appearance at the Judges Houses and an athlete at the Olympics missed out on gold thanks to his MASSIVE WILLY.
There are still days of 2016 (otherwise known as the 'year of the cock') so ofc Eastender's followed suit and gave Albert Square an 'Alex Bowen' makeover.
AKA Covering Watford in penis-shaped Christmas lights.
Eastenders
We mean, yeah it may be a star surrounded by green leaves but 1) Does that even exist IRL 2) Is that traditional 3) Is it Christmassy?
ERM. We are gonna vote 0/3 for that one.
Eagle-eyed soap watchers were not having any of it either and tweeted their amusement.
Maybe it's just our dirty mind?
Or not
Should have saved that for AFTER the watershed Eastender's poppets. Tsk tsk.
We are praying to the universe that the glorious trouser snake continues to reign in 2017. Two thousand and sevenPEEN anyone?