Once upon a time, we didn't know that Alex Bowen from Love Island (allegedly) has a simply enormous penis. It was a simpler time. A more innocent time. A time when we didn't think of Alex's peen at least once a minute.
But that time is over.
A picture was shared on social media purporting to be of Alex's shark sized dong and we have been obsessed ever since.
And just when we thought we couldn't get any more excited, we did! Why? Because Alex has shared a picture of himself with his hands down his shorts touching his penis (probably).
Look at this.
The Love Island runner-up says he's been shooting for his calendar and we have never wished the year away more heartily.
He's even nearly touching himself in this snap of him with fellow Love Islander Adam Maxted:
That one's more wishful thinking though.
Alex and his partner Olivia Buckland appear to be moving along at quite a pace since the show ended. Alex has proved his devotion to Liv with a "no kissing" rule for selfiesand seems to have agreed to marry her.
He's also defended himself from accusations of sending dick pics to other women, in sadder news.
Meanwhile, Love Island winners Nathan Massey and Cara de la Hoyde have appeared in *TOWIE* – woohoo!
Is there still a Love Island shaped hole in your lives? Ours too. But Ex On The Beach starts tomorrow and that's almost the same, right? Similar shagging levels if nothing else.