Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet?
Despite Will Shakespeare’s claims to the otherwise, we’ve noticed that our names can be pretty defining about us as people.
From the sexiest names of all time, to the names of women most likely to fall pregnant in 2016, Top 10 name lists have been having a big moment in the press.
But the latest one has definitely left us with a bad taste in our mouths.
Shared on Daddy Issues’s Instagram page, it professes to reveal the top 12 names of women who are more likely to be promiscuous.
Or, as they charmingly put it, the ‘top 12 hoe names’.
Ugh.
We’re unsure what data was used to create the list, but it was certainly varied.
Check it out:
The list was captioned: “Life's 2 short to pretend u don't enjoy getting that D, so go out there n be the best hoe u can be n maybe one day if ur lucky, ur name will be up there 2 [sic].”
Hmm.
Judging by the 25,000 likes - and the 102,211 comments - plenty of people found the list funny… even going so far as to tag their friends and say that they were offended their name WASN’T on it.
Life is strange, isn’t it?
Either way, it’s not the first time that such a list has been created; in 2015, Gleeden.com - a dating site which organises flings for married people - asked a sample 4,000 members for their name to find out who's most likely to stray.
A spokeswoman said: "We have been able to analyse the names that are the most represented on the site.”
And they’ve revealed the top 10 most unfaithful names of all time as a result.
Are you ready for this?
TOP 5 MOST UNFAITHFUL MEN’S NAMES
TOP 5 MOST UNFAITHFUL WOMEN’S NAMES
Poor Jessica seems to be getting a bit of a raw deal here, doesn’t she?
Is your partner’s name on this list? And, more importantly, is yours? If so, do you find them offensive - or just a bit of fun?
Let us know via the comments box below now.