Since getting together about four seconds after getting inside the Celebrity Big Brother house, Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson have been subject to speculation about the validity of their relationship.
We admit we were sceptical at first, but we're now thinking #LEWNIE has got to be the real deal – they're rilly kinda cute and seem to literally love each other. Plus, if they are a showmance, they aren't putting on a very good show - NGL.
They seem to have fast forwarded about 10 years to boring couple territory – we know things move fast in that house, but C'MON.
By this, we mean they went bowling on their first date. We get that some people like that in an funny, outdated, "this will be so ironic lol" kinda way – but, seriously, are they 11?
They've gone from having the most romantic shower of Marnie's life in front of the whole nation to this. Weird relationship.
Spoiler: Lewis won.
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He posted some pics of them in action to Twitter, captioning them: "Thank you @allstarlanes for letting me woop @MarnieGShore butt at bowling last night."
Cute.
They're also apparently planning a holiday to Ibiza together, which sounds way more fun.
Marnie, as do most post-reality show, appeared on This Morning yesterday. While she was talking about the Saira Khan – tits incident, Eamonn Holmes told her to get her boobs out.
Like, seriously.
Ruth Langsford said: "Obviously we can't show it because it's a daytime show, but you flashed at her."
Eamonn then chimed in: "Just show us what you did to her again."
EWWWWW.
Phillips Schofield wouldn't stand for this nonsense.
It was almost as unsettling as that time he was a real patronising mare to Chloe Khan. We don't think he has a great deal of respect for the CBB women…