Hands up if you don’t like Adele. Anyone? No?
Good. Glad we cleared that up. Because she is literally our spirit animal and in the words of Charlie the Unicorn, we must shun the non-believers.
And how could ANYONE not like her? She can LITERALLY rap like Nikki Minaj, she accidentally burps in fans faces on stage and she swore a whopping 33 times during her Glastonbury set earlier this year.
AND she’s besties with RICCKKKAAAAY from EastEnders.
We think that pretty much makes her the coolest human being on earth.
Well, we DID think that – but now we’re thinking her boyfriend might just be trying to nudge her off her post.
Simon Konecki decided to surprise his megastar girlfriend on their anniversary and it gave us SO MANY FEELS that we had to run and grab our copy of 19 so that we could listen to it and remind ourselves that if Adele can find true love after crummy relationships we can too.
If you’ve been to one of her concerts, you’ll know that at the very end a shit load of confetti is launched into the audience, and on each tiny white piece is a beautiful little lyric from one of Adele’s songs.
If you haven’t been to one of her concerts, see above.
Simon decided to surprise his lady AND make girlfriends all over the world jealous by replacing the confetti on the night of their anniversary with pink pieces, each one labelled with SUPER CUTE messages like, “Happy anniversary!”, “I love you,”, and “You are an angel,”
O. M. G.
We are dying of cuteness overload over here.
As Adele walked around the stage thanking the band and telling the crowd, “We got pink confetti tonight … this confetti is normally white!” the world weeped and accepted that true love really does exist.
Unfortunately, that might not be the case for Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson who have called it quits on their lovefest.
Chin up, guys. In the words of Adele, “Never mind …”
Yeah that’s pretty much all we’ve got.