Charlotte Crosby, our Geordie princess, is brilliant in all ways but one: her taste in men stinks.
But we were willing to accept her relationship with Stephen Bear because she seemed so gosh-darned loved up with him, and put the way he treated Lillie Lexie Gregg (cheating) and Chloe Khan (possible sex in a toilet) to the back of our minds.
Sadly though, it seemed our fears were founded when Bear dumped Charlotte via Twitter, saying: “Sadly me and Charlotte have split up. We have had a good run but we wasn't right for each other.”
Apparently, Charlotte had no idea she was heading for Dumpsville until she saw the message, which is very harsh.
So, could her subtle (not that subtle TBH) tweet, shared with her 3.18 million followers, be aimed at him?
“A blow dry a day keeps the c*nts away,” she reckons.
Which is a phrase we haven’t heard before but which we would now like on a t-shirt.
Mind you, it could equally apply to Gary Beadle, who recently announced that he and his girlfriend Emma McVey are expecting a baby.
Char broke down in tears during an interview on Irish TV when discussing the news, and thanked fans for their support.
But (silver lining alert), it’s reported that Gaz will leave Geordie Shore to concentrate on being a dad, which means that Charlotte could return to the show, woo!
The breakdown of her relationship with Bear could mean the end of Just Tattoo Of Us though which would be a loss to television. Lol.
Geordie Shore series 15 starts on MTV at 10pm on Tuesday 29 August.