When Katie Price opened up in graphic detail about her sex life with ex-husband Alex Reid on last night’s* Celebrity Big Brother* our ears actually bled and we almost threw up.
We just weren’t prepared to hear such hideous information not long after eating our dinner.
And it seems cage fighter Alex wasn’t either as he’s now hit back, telling the MailOnline: “I’m disappointed Katie would bring up private information.”
We’re not sure if Katie thought she was casually sharing some fun stories from the past but she decided to blurt some pretty shocking information right out of her mouth.
The glamour model told fellow housemates Kavana, Cami Li and Michelle Visage that she used to often perform anal sex on Alex with an attachable sex toy.
Before high-fiving Michelle in some sort of strange celebration, Katie said: “I couldn’t put enough up there. A lot of straight men like to have the pinkie up there, but Alex wanted it all.
“That’s why I divorced him because I didn’t want to be the man in the relationship.”
Wow! Don’t hold back there will you, Katie?
And Alex would have been just as unprepared as the rest of us, with a source telling the MailOnline before the episode aired: “Alex, after being so supportive of his ex-wife, Katie, will naturally feel disappointed if she does launch into another revealing kiss and tell.
“Alex was prepared for Katie to discuss their marriage but without going into too much detail – what’s been said is done, Alex has moved on from there without prejudice.”
The source later added: “It’s particularly unfair as Alex has told his mates, ‘I am rooting for Katie – she could easily win this.’”
Katie also went into detail about when she went to court for Alex’s and fellow former Celebrity Big Brother housemate Chantelle Houghton.
Jordan supported Chantelle and opened up about their private life to back up Ms Houghton after she split from Alex.
The model said: “I went to court for Chantelle to prove what [Alex] is really like. I went in there happy to show the judge what footage I had on my phone of him. I said to the judge, ‘Here it is if you want to see it.’
“I sat at the back of the court with him and told him a few home truths. In fact, I showed him the footage and he said ‘Wow’ – because it was so shocking.”
As shocking as you telling the world you “couldn’t put enough up” Alex, Katie?
GALLERY: Katie Price's biggest celebrity fights ever
CBB 2015: Katie Price's biggest celebrity fights EVER – featuring spats with Katie Hopkins, Kelly Brook AND Kim Kardashian!
1 of 8Katie Price vs Katie Hopkins
Straight-talking Hopkins took to Twitter in August 2014 to publicly attack the Pricey’s, uh, unusual choice in daughter’s name. "BUNNY? Makes sense, given your dad was going at it like a rabbit with all of mum's mates," she tweeted. Burn! The former Apprentice runner-up also appeared on Celebrity Juice where she continued to slate Katie’s choice of baby name saying, “I'm not so keen on Katie Price's baby name either. I don't think Bunny is a great name for a baby, do you?” Miss Price didn’t hold back when she blasted Katie Hopkins for being ‘ignorant’ when she claimed "behind every fat child is a fat parent", referring to her son Harvey. Will the CBB house become a battleground between the two Katies?
2 of 8Alicia Douvall
For a woman best known for her multiple breast enlargements, the Pricey displayed a tiny hint of hypocrisy when she infamously accused Alicia of being addicted to cosmetic surgery in June 2012. She told one interviewer: "Alicia Douvall? To me that is having a problem with surgery, I don't understand it. She doesn't have anyone around her to say, 'Look what are you doing'." Um, Katie? HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR OWN BODY IN THE MIRROR RECENTLY???
3 of 8Kelly Brook
These two engaged in a Twitter war in 2013, when Katie Price revealed she'd had a fling with Kelly's ex-fella Danny Cipriani. Labelling Katie "desperate", Kelly tweeted: “@MissKatiePrice Your doing a Kiss&Tell on Danny?? Haha that’s hilarious you dated for 5mins and was one of many at the time. Desperate." Ouchies.
4 of 8Goff_T_Giles_080514_26
Although they may be friends now (well, ish) after Katie offered her support to Big Brother star Chantelle following her break-up with Katie’s ex Alex Reid in 2011, they weren't always pals. Katie and Chantelle had many clashes over Alex - and at one point, Katie even claimed that Chantelle was "ruining her life".
5 of 8Peaches-Geldof
When the late Peaches Geldof posted a picture of her dog licking her baby son's face, Katie took to Twitter to share her thoughts about Peaches' parenting skills, saying she didn’t think it was safe to have an animal that close to a child. Peaches hit back saying: "Funny that Katie Price aka 'Jordan' lol thinks that I shouldn't allow my gentle, sweet golden retriever dog near his best friend, my son. Could say the same thing to her about letting some of the multitude of 'boyfriends' she has near her kids." Erm, maybe Katie should have kept her mouth shut on this one?
6 of 8Victoria Beckham
Katie had a dig at the ex-Spice Girl when she labelled her 'Misery Spice' at the band's reunion in 2012, where Posh was pictured doing the her trademark ‘duck face’ while her former band mates were seen grinning. Katie said: "Perhaps her bunions were killing her again, or maybe her tight dress meant she had problems holding in her wind - but it felt more like a case of her thinking, 'I'm in fashion now dah-lings. All this is just SO beneath me.'" We won’t be expecting a duo from these two again any time soon, then...
7 of 8Kim Kardashian
The ex-glamour model - who got her break as a Page 3 girl - managed to show a shimmer more hypocrisy when she slammed Kim's totally naked Paper magazine shoot as "unattractive". Umm.
8 of 8Kim Woodburn
Back in 2009 when Katie returned to the I'm A Celebrity jungle, campmate Kim got her knickers in a twist when Katie asked what the camp thought of her. Kim told Jordan: "You live and die for publicity, and you do it well." Well Katie, you did ask...