Meanwhile we're having porridge for lunch
It kinda goes without saying that Ant and Dec are absolutely wadded. They've been all over our tellyboxes in proper prime time slots for years, mate. But did you know they actually earn a casual £79,000 a DAY between 'em?
SEVENTY NINE THOUSAND POUNDS. We're not gonna disclose our salaries, but that's quite a lot more than we earn.
Yup - latest figures report the pair made £29.5 million in 12 months. Not too shabby, eh boys?
Ant and Dec's earnings are made public by Companies House paperwork for their firms Deecourt Ltd, Teecourt Ltd and Hurley Promotions; with their production firm Mitre Television owning all achived footage from SM:TV and Byker Grove.
For some reason Dec actually earned £100,000 more than Dec for the year ending June 2016. Not entirely sure why, though. We don't like to think of them doing things seperately.
Chatting to The Sun, a source said: "Ant and Dec are two of the hardest-working and well-liked people in the industry but these figures are unbelievable.
"It’s a testament to their characters that you never see them flouting their cash or acting flash despite being the best paid stars in British telly."
In case you were wondering and/or are a bit shit at maths, that works out at £2.5 million a month. Fab.