Ex On The Beach: All Stars is a corking series already.
Chloe Goodman was kicked out; Olivia Walsh, Charlotte 'daughter of Les' Dawson and Gary Beadle had a threesome; and Stephen Bear is a cast mate.
But there's probably one predominate reason it's unmissable telly: Jemma Lucy.
Jemma went in, all guns blazing, determined to bang Gaz at the first opportunity, which she managed on the first night. You have to admire her determination, if nothing else.
Then her ex, David Hawley, walked onto the beach and she absolutely went to pieces, displaying a side of herself we hadn't seen before, and after those snaps of her putting out the bins in see-through bra and knickers* we thought we'd seen everything she had to offer.
Jemma was absent from the Ex On The Beach press day heat attended and we just presumed she had something else important on, possibly rubbish related.
But could it have been for a murkier reason? Jem's tweeted about her fellow villa mates and she does not mince her words.
"Who's ready for majority c*nts on the beach tonight?" she asked her Twitter followers before last night's episode.
Wowzers.
When a fan asked her to clarify who she was talking about specifically, she confirmed that she pretty much meant all of them:
She doesn't mess around, we'll give her that.
In related *Ex On The Beach *news: Bear claims that Lillie Lexie Gregg, who he met on the show, cheated on him with their co-star Ross Worswick. Lillie vehemently denies the claims and says she'll take a lie detector test to prove it.
Which is an episode of *The Jeremy Kyle Show *we would 100% watch.
**see this week's heat mag, out now. *