CONTAINS SPOILERS
Of all the things we expected from Ex On The Beach series 5 – finger-blasting, hair pulling, Ashley Cain falling in love… with himself – we did not see this coming.
Gaz Beadle and Lillie Lexie Gregg getting their smooch on.
The action takes place during a game of spin the bottle because the villa mates are 12, apparently (to be absolutely clear: they are not 12).
At first, Bear thinks he's in with Lillie and is all too ready to give her a taste of his tongue sandwich when the bottle lands on him.
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Also, check out the new villa mate just to the left of Lillie's bottom. Interesting.
"Gary, that's a game changer, innit?" Bear says smugly after his and Lillie's prolonged smooch sesh.
But the game's about to change again, pretty horribly.
When the bottle lands on Gary, he chooses "dare" and Bear dares him to snog Lillie for three seconds.
"Why would you do that, Bear?" Gaz asks the camera.
And, we have to be honest, we're with Gaz on this one.
Lillie also seems confused as to why Bear would want her to snog her ex.
And we're confused too. Why would Bear want to coerce the woman he says he really likes into a situation that's going to make her horribly uncomfortable?
"Mate, you will never, ever get the better of me, I won't give you the satisfaction," Gaz says to the camera, explaining why he did it and looking the angriest we've ever seen him. Ever.
And when Lillie and Gaz do lock lips it's horribly, HORRIBLY, awkward.
If that wasn't bad enough, Olivia Walsh is dared to kiss Gary next, which she does, right in Lillie's face. Even Jemma Lucy looks shocked, and that's saying something.
"I'm really being pushed to my limit now," Lillie says to the camera.
And we feel for her. It's not nice viewing.
"Maybe I've scared her [Lillie] off," Bear concludes after the game.
Well, he didn't. It took him cheating on her on national TV in Celebrity Big Brother for that to happen, oh Lillie.
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Ex On The Beach continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.
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