Marco Pierre-White Jnr, son of the famous chef and now famed for reportedly having sex live on air with housemate Laura Carter on this series of Big Brother while engaged to be married, seems to be having a crisis of conscience.
Or rather, some form of crisis. He's still a little bit confused about the whole 'sucking a woman's boob on live TV while engaged to another woman' thing, bless his cottons.
Oddly, it wasn't the fact that he has sex with someone else and then appeared to dump long-suffering fiancé Kim Melville-Smith on air earlier this week that did it. Oddly, it was during a game where The Others in the house (estranged housemates living in another house, on the programme purely to mess with people) wrote anonymous comments on housemates' photos. His said 'Marry me' and this was the spark that lit the fire of Marco's 'Er, I might have done something wrong' fire.
"They wrote 'Marry me'? That's too far if that breaks me up with my fiance I'm f*cked." he said. Excuse me while we lie face down on the floor and cry-laugh for two hours. Sorry, THAT'S going to break you up with your fiancee? After you put a boob in your mouth?
Housemate and star of The Valleys Lateysha Grace responded: "I think you in bed would break up your relationship" to which he fired back, "I've got a hall pass!"
Yes, a hall pass that didn't extend to sex pretty much the moment he got into the house. Something that his fiancee Kim has confirmed on Twitter, poor girl.
Viewers also were shown old footage of That Night, where - upon finishing his session with Laura - Marco told her: "I just need a moment to process what's happened. My family is going to kill me, my fiancee is going to kill me."
Good to know his main worry is the reactions of others, and not the fact that he's done something wrong. Astounding.