Britney Spears news now, and does it blow anyone else's mind that Britney is only 34? Given that she's been in our consciousness since she was 16, it kind of feels like the world would stop turning if she didn't exist.
But existential crises about Brit's fundamental connection to this planet aren't why we're here. No sirree. We're here to talk about HOW BLOODY GREAT SHE LOOKS IN THIS BIKINI.
Seriously: look.
Ol' Britters posted the snap on her Instagram last night, and instantly the internet went a little crazy – some commenters just did a row of the heart-eyes emoji (one of our faves, not going to lie), others started mashing their keyboard with their face to get their point across.
Then, of course, came the Truthers. The Photoshop Posse. The ones who, yeah, still believe a picture paints a thousand words – but only if every one of those words is 'LIE'.
"Clearly a photoshopped back-arch," said one, offering absolutely zero proof of their assertion.
"Photo shopped. look closely," wrote another – again, not so hot on providing solid evidence of their claim.
However, a quick flick through the rest of her Instagram shows Britney has been working HARD on her body – check out this one of her doing the casual splits in her gymwear:
Then this one of her in another fancy bikini:
See? SEEEE? Brit looks GOOD.
Guess what? There are MORE celebrity body transformations to see with your eyes right here.