Love Island is COMING BACK guys and gals but there's a twist – there's not going to be any sexy sex. Yep no debauchery, no nakedness, no hanky panky, no sneaky glimpses of PEEN. Remember Alex Bowen's ginormous wang?We think about it on a daily basis. Sorry not sorry.
We have fond memories of Love Island 2k16 and they all involve contestants getting down and diirrrrty. Who can forget Tom Powell and Sophie Gradon having sex in a wardrobe? Terry Walsh and Emma having sex ON TOP of the covers (never forget) and Olivia Buckland and Alex Bowen getting down to it 816151415 times a day.
'Sex on telly' was a hot topic because it also cost Zara Holland her beauty queen crown. Something we still disagree with tbh.
However, the new season of Love Island will have a boring new twist: a sex ban.
Booooooring.
ITV have released a trailer titled 'Chastity Island' that promises "eight weeks of sun, sea and celibacy".
Seems legit.
Here's the delightful trailer:
Sounds THRILLING.
FYI – we'd like to remind you that today is APRIL FOOLS DAY and we're past caring about what's real and what isn't fake news. We just want to go back to bed and hibernate until it's all over tbh.
It was fun while it lasted right?
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