Say goodbye to your breakfast, here’s Justin Bieber NAKED!

Sorry to dump this on you so early in the day, but you were going to end up seeing it sooner or later. We just hope you retain enough of your morning calories to hate-share it.

Because Justin Bieber, the man whose career closely resembles a reverse Cinderella story, has put a picture of his bare naked butt on Instagram.

"Look," he captioned the image, like the cheeky brat he is.

It's already had a million likes, which really sums up our society today.

Getting away from his white bare bottom, just winking away in the sun like that, what kind of a filter do you reckon he uses? Because that sea cannot be that blue in real life. It's the kind of blue you'd find in an Old Master's oil painting, not used to offset some pop tart's peachy arse.

Miley Cyrus was ON IT this morning - she's already posted her own parody:

Anyway, enough trying to talk around it: that's Justin Bieber's bare naked ass, and now you've seen it you'll never unsee it. The end.