Marnie Simpson has had a proper dig at her *Celebrity Big Brother *friend Chloe Khan.
For some reason, Marnie's taken it upon herself to offer Chloe advice on how to conduct herself in public and on social media with her new beau Ashley Cain.
Sure, Chloe has posted a pretty outrageous nudey snap of Ashley, and there was that time she Snapchatted them basically indulging in foreplay, but really Marnie? REALLY?
"What the hell were Chloe Khan and Ashley Cain doing in those drunken photographs?" Marnie wrote.
"I've made silly drunken mistakes before, but when I look back now I cringe at myself.
"I really like Chloe and don't have the right to slate her, but my advice would be, 'Calm down, hun,'" Marnie continued in her column for Star magazine.
Okaaaaay then.
Shall we just take a moment to remember that Marnie and Chloe met in *CBB *where Marns had "the most romantic shower of me life" with Lewis Bloor. Who then delighted her (and us) with a full frontal of his enormous and hairless peen?
And that we've seen Marnie have actual sex on the telly with two Geordie Shore main players: Gary Beadle and Aaron Chalmers.
Pot / kettle much?
It's the most outrageous display of hypocrisy we've seen since the last time Scotty T opened his mouth (probably).
In other reality TV news:
Gaz has spilled his guts about rowing with Charlotte Crosby. Cry, cry. We do like the remarkably tender way he comforted his Ex On The Beach co-star Alex Stewart when he found out Charlotte Dawson had a three-way kiss and given two blowies before he arrived on the show though.
We love Charlotte Dawson. Have we mentioned that lately?