If you haven't been watching Celebrity Big Brother (which you really should be, BTW, it's amazing), the take home message from the series is this:
EVERYONE is in love with Calum Best.
Chloe Ferry is in love with Calum Best, everyone else in the house is in love with Calum Best, we are in love with Calum Best, and so are you and all your family. You just don't know it yet.
We think Kim Woodburn is too, TBH.
He's Calum bloody Best.
Calum Best was getting it on with Jasmine Waltz before she was evicted, and this came to the apparent dismay of his on/ off girlfriend on the outside world, Lindsey Pelas.
They dated last summer while in LA, and even spent Thanksgiving together.
She's revealed that she can't bring herself to watch him on the show, and has instead been relying on Twitter clips to keep up to date.
She told OK! magazine: " He can’t be in a full-time committed relationship and I get that, but also I’m not dating anyone else because I don’t think he’d like that."
" I don’t want to see someone I like flirting with other people so I watch clips on Twitter rather than full episodes.
" I saw a clip of Jasmine kissing him on the lips. I saw it out of context and I was like, I hate that! I just wanted to vomit."
:(
We're still kinda rooting for a Calum – Chloe Ferry relationship, if we're honest.
In other CBB relationship news, did you see that Jamie O'Hara DUMPED Bianca Gascoyne while she was wearing sunglasses and a fur hat? Absolute shocker.
This came AFTER he had a weird sex dream about Nicole McLean and told her all about it.