There are many things we love here at heat, and a cross-reality TV romance is pretty high up on the list.
So thank the heavens above for Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson who has definitely smooched two TOWIE fit lords and may have hooked up with a third. Yes, Marns.
Mike Hassini claims that he and the Geordie got together earlier this year.
"Michael and Marnie met at James Lock’s Kitchen Launch in February," a source told the Daily Star.
"They were all over each other from the get go, they tried to keep it discreet but no one was fooled."
However, while Marnie's team deny the claims, Mike is only too happy to confirm them.
"Yeah we got together. I could count on one hand the amount of times I have met her actually," he told the paper.
Which could be one. Just saying.
"Could I pull her again? Of course I could… don’t be silly, that’s an easy question," he added, charmingly.
In 2015, Marnie got together with Ricky Rayment and he proposed to her during an episode of Geordie Shore in a moment that was simultaneously hugely romantic and horribly AWKS.
She's now the actual girlfriend of former TOWIE star Lewis Bloor and their beautiful romance is playing out on the TV for us all to see. Some say it's a showmance but they are clearly cynics who have given up on believing in love.
Remember when Mike Hassini called Megan McKenna a "slag" for the temerity of having a holiday photo taken with a boy who wasn't Pete Wicks? #NeverForget
We've contacted Marnie's reps for comment.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.