Because we'd watch that. But only if they don't constantly swap saliva on it.
Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell could be offered their own spin-off show once they've both sorted out their post-Celebrity Big Brother relationship, it's been claimed.
A CBB insider told the MailOnline that the big cheeses at Channel 5 are looking into giving the love-birds their own reality programme, which will presumably follow them as they get to grips with being in lurve outside the house.
"Viewers have been gripped by Stephanie and Jeremy’s love story in the house, and will be dying to see how things progress when they’re out of Celebrity Big Brother," said the mole.
"Channel 5 bosses think a spin-off, fly-on-the-wall show would make excellent viewing and prove to be a ratings hit."
Um, yes, except… aren't we forgetting that teeny little detail about Stephanie still technically living with her boyfriend, the model Sam Reece?
Sam's been keeping schtum about his feelings towards Steph, but tweeted a couple of weeks ago to say he was withdrawing his support for the ex-Hollyoaks actress on the show.
He then clarified that that didn't mean he'd dumped her, but since then he's not made any mention of her.
Steph, meanwhile, has managed to stay in the house without Jeremy since Friday night, and has been boring her housemates by talking about him non-stop.
This week she even told them that she was jetting off to Ireland as soon as Friday's live final is finished, to be with Jez.
Unfortunately, it doesn't sound like he feels the same anymore…