Nobody wants to see their dad stripping off and grinding on, with or near women. NOBODY.
Well, unless you’re a choreographer at a strip club, and your dad is a stripper, and you’re from a weird family where that’s all OK.
Just IMAGINE. No, we can’t. We can’t do it!
So spare a thought for poor little Everly Tatum, daughter of Channing Tatum. She’s only two, but she won’t stay small forever.
And it’s going to be a sad, sad day when one of her mates pulls out a Magic Mike DVD at a sleepover in a few years.
“Hey, let’s watch this!” the friend says. And, well, how embarrassing for all concerned.
Luckily, Channing’s already thought the future through. Well, to some extent.
“She's gonna see it - there's no way I could shelter her from it. I'm setting aside money for college and for therapy,” he told People.
Better be a good therapist, Channing. Like one of those fancy shrinks that ladies always go to in chick flicks.
Because she’s going to have to see stuff like this...
And this…
And, er, this…
Crikey.