Have we been hoodwinked by Chantelle Connelly?
The now ex-Geordie Shore starlet could have been winding us right up.
Not about her leaving the show, that is 4 REALSIES (unless we're just being massively naïve about that too) but about her new inking.
Earlier this week, we reported that Chantelle had a massive tatt on her neck of her new boyfriend's name, Tommy (Sayers).
At the time we thought it looked suspiciously scab free but we went with it anyway.
But now we think we may have been trusting fools.
Chantelle has once again been at Twitter, and do THESE POSTS mean that her tatt was fake?
Plus:
We're also darn sure that this isn't Chantelle:
It's 100% Holly Hagan, right? IS ANYTHING TRUE ANY MORE?
Chantelle well and truly burned her bridges on the way out of Geordie Shore, saying that she could no longer stand being with "two faced snakes".
She also revealed that a row with Chloe Ferry and Marty McKenna contributed to her decision to quit, plus – brace yourselves – she'd been snogging Gaz Beadle.
Yes, really.
And when she decided to stop sharing tongue sarnies with Gary he stopped speaking to her.
What happened to the great Scotty T / Chantelle romance, then? Hmm.
Also, is there any girl in the house Gaz hasn't put his tongue inside? We can only think of Chloe. And he was really quite rude about her.
Our Geordie princess, Charlotte Crosby, is also not taking part in the new series. She quit the show after suffering an ectopic pregnancy with Gaz's child.
It's interesting to note that MTV refer to her as being "on a break" from the show though, so they clearly hope she'll decide to go back one day.
As do we.
Have you ever wondered how big Gary's peen is? We asked the women from Ex On The Beach series 5 who've seen it. Cor.