The news earlier this week that the wonderful Charlotte Crosby had been messaging that slithery slimy snake (Gary Beadle) made us kinda worried that the world's messiest on/ off relationship would be imminently reigniting.
We need hardly remind you that Gaz was kinda the WORLD'S BIGGEST DICK throughout the whole of Geordie Shore, and Char revealed to heat in May that she had suffered an ectopic pregnancy of his baby. She subsequently quit the show to stay away from him.
But Charlotte has spoken out about the reports of message exchanges between the two, and insisted that it's all very one sided.
She's said that she's not ready to forgive him yet, despite his best efforts (and we reaaaally support this decision).
Speaking to the Sun Online, she said: "He messaged us to see how I was – but that was as far as the conversation led. It doesn't make any difference to us, no.
"We went through a lot and yeah I still stand where I was. My love life is no existent right now."
But this non-existent love life news could come as a bit of a blow to Mario Falcone, as the pair were caught up in a cheeky Twitter chirpse a few days ago. Yeah… we were surprised too.
She tweeted the ex-TOWIE hunk saying: "Sooooo @Mario_Falcone is the best human on this planet very happy to see him today wish it had been for lingered (sic).
He replied with: "Haha as soon as your back from your holiday we will hang out". WITH TWO KISSY EMOJIS, GUYS.
We're NGL, We're #TeamMario on this one…
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