Like it or not, it's 2016 – and having your own set of emojis is a legit measurement tool of how relevant you are.
Kim Kardashian-West started the trend, confusingly followed by soon-to-be sister-in-law Blac Chyna (we are still lost for words about Chymojis), and now the trend has made its way to the Toon. Yep, you heard. Gazmojis are here.
And they really are everything you'd think they'd be (there is a parsnip).They're kinda weird, kinda silly and very, very sexual; it's not difficult to decipher the less-than-subtle undertones of the parsnip inside a peach Gazmoji. LOL. There's also a cheeky Nando's one.
We don't entirely understand what possesses someone to create an emoji range based on their weird life (maybe we're just jel no-one would download ours), but Gaz Beadle has answers.
When quizzed about the launch, the Geordie Shore star told The Sun: "I wanted to make a new app that my followers will use and also get to number one.
"I don't think anyone else in the UK [cough One Directioncough] has launched their own emojis so I just thought, why not?"
Seriously, imagine being so famous you could just wake up and be like: 'LOL just gonna make some emojis today'. #Goals?
We all know Gaz is a very naughty boy, and this shines through in his Gazmojis – he even slipped the c-word into the line-up.
Indeed, some of them were so damn graphic that the app store made him delete them. And judging by the continued existence of one literally documenting him… ahem… making love, we dread to think what the disallowed ones are like…
To promote his new range, Gaz tweeted: "Yeps #GazMoji coming at Kim from behind". Classy as always.
Gazmoji's cost 99p and are available to buy now on Apple and Android.