OMG Chris Hemsworth’s penis is GIGANTIC

CHRIST ON A CRACKER, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SHLONG

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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Hello and welcome to a post-election world, a world in which people either cry bleakly on the bus, or laugh with their friends while kicking a homeless person. No matter how you feel about the outcome of the General Election 2015, one thing’s for sure: Chris Hemsworth’s penis is ENORMOUS.

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The glorious organ can be seen in the new trailer for upcoming comedy Vacation, which already looks incredible.

You can see Chris’s, uh, star performance around two minutes into the clip, but some clever person on Tumblr has already nailed down the most important part of it.

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Yep.

The film doesn’t hit UK cinemas until 13 November, so feel free to keep this gif on your desktop till then.

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