It's absolutely no news to anyone whatsoever that here at heat we're obsessed with celebrity peens.
We've brought you Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's [{href='planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/' }) and, most notably, we brought you Alex Bowen's absolutely massive wang.
Actually we brought you Alex Bowen's twice cos we're just so bloody lovely.
We even caught up with Made In Chelsea's Alex Mytton to chat all about his peen. So yeah, pretty obsessed.
Anyway, we've spotted that another Made In Chelsea star has been showing off his rather sizeable wang. Or rather, Binky Felstead has been broadcasting Joshua Patterson's peen all over her Instagram stories.
The pair – who are expecting their first child together – have been enjoying a pre-baby holiday together in Mauritius.
Binky's been documenting the trip, and as well as showing off the gorge hotel and idyllic beaches, she also posted some pics of JP's bulge in some teeny, tiny pants.
AND OMG IT'S PRETTY HEFTY.
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE.