WE HAVE SOME TERRIBLE NEWS, EVERYONE.
Just when you thought 2016 couldn't get any bloody worse, Geordie Shore's penultimate episode airs tonight.
This means we have only two eps left of our beloved gang on tour around Magaluf (and??) the like.
First The X Factor finishes, then Strictly, now THIS?
We're consoling ourselves with the thought that soon Celebrity Big Brother will be back on our screens (yerrssss) – see who IS going in HERE, and who definitely isn't HERE.
But back to Geordie Shore – tonight's episode promises to be an absolute banger, as they're still partying it up in Ayia Napa, and Aaron Chalmers confesses his LOVE for Marnie Simpson.
Yep – you READ THAT RIGHT.
(But remember that this was prerecorded earlier this year – waaaaay before Marns got all loved up with Lewis Bloor).
Still reeling from their big old fight from last week, things are a bit frosty and awkward between them at the start of the episode.
But when in a club a bit later, Marnie says to camera: " I’m going to bite the bullet and go over there. Maybe we can both stop acting like children."
Aaron then says: "I’ll apologise for everything that I said when I was angry. I’ll apologise first." Marnie then says to camera: "Oh my god. Aaron has apologised to us before I could even get a word in. He must love us after all."
She then says to him: "Wait there. I’m still trying to take in that you just apologised to us" to which he replies: "It took a lot."
Aaron then says to camera: "I’m glad I apologised first. I needed to be the bigger person, swallow my pride and make her my girlfriend again."
And he adds to Marnie: "I love you."
N'awwwww.
But we all know how this one ends, eh?
Geordie Shore continues at 10PM tonight, only on MTV.