Is there anything in the world more exciting that a cross-reality show romance? No there is not.
Marnie Simpson and Lewis Bloor's is currently topping the list of our faves, but a new couple could be coming along to steal their crown.
Yup. Calum Best of Love Island stardom and Chloe Sims off TOWIE have only been snogging in a bloody carpark!!!!!
Whatever next?
The nawtiness occurred during The British Asian Trust's Elbrook Gala Dinner in Surrey last night, and a beady-eyed onlooker managed to snap a cheeky pic.
We can't show you coz another publication paid money for it (cry cry), but we can certainly describe it.
There ain't no copyright laws against descriptive wording.
In the pic, you can see Chloe's back with a mysterious white shirt-clad hand wrapped round it (that's Calum, apparently).
It all looks very romantic.
The pic snapper told The Sun: "He was obviously really taken with her, she was wearing a really revealing gown and looked incredible.
"As the evening progressed, they started getting quite cosy.
"When everyone was having dinner, the two of them nipped outside discreetly for some privacy.
"It was out in the car park that they started getting physical with one another, they were really going for it.
"Calum's hands were all over her."
Bloody hell – who knew things could get quite so saucy at a gala dinner in Surrey?
BUT THERE'S A SPANNER IN THE WORKS, as Calum's people told The Sun that the two were just good friends.
BOOOOOO.
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