But don't swipe right. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Is it just us, or has this been the most eventful two weeks (Mean Girls-wise) EVER?
SO. MUCH. HAS. HAPPENED.
The latest (and arguably most exciting) of these is that COACH CARR IS ON TINDER.
AND HE HAS A MAN BUN!!!!
AND A F*CKING MASSIVE CAT!!!!!!!!!!
And a lovely smiling dog :).
Seriously, what on earth is going on?
His real name is Dwayne Hill (but we're going to call him Coach Carr), and his profile says he's six foot five (BLOODY HELL), and Emmy nominated.
Was he nominated for his role in Mean Girls, orrrrr?
Evidently he's stopped making out with Trang Pak and Sun Jin Dinh in the projection room above the auditorium.
Coach Carr also likes to cuddle, which is good – because we all know that sex leads to chlamydia, pregnancy and death.
Also this week – a Mean Girls musical was announced (thought it's in the US – cry cry), Cady Heron FaceTimed Aaron Samuels (we think she called to tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back), and Cady uploaded a pic of her with Regina George and Gretchen Wieners (Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams and Lacey Chabert to their friends).
She captioned it: "#tbt @rayannemcadams @thereallacey #meangirls @markwatersfilm miss you all… sequel?"
CAN EVERYONE JUST STOP TEASING AND MAKING A F*CKING SEQUEL?
A proper one, not the absolute trash that was Mean Girls 2.
In other news:
DJ Talent declares WAR on The X Factor's Honey G. Remember DJ Talent? From Britain's Got Talent? "When I say 'Britain', you say 'talent'?" Yeah, him.
Are GBBO's Sue Perkins and Paul Hollywood FEUDING? Another Bake Off NIGHTAMRE
Sharon Osbourne defends herself after forgetting her act's name on The X Factor. Not to be confused with the time she forgot what country she's from.