Those of you who still live in the fantasy world in which Serena and Dan got married surrounded by their whole family including Chuck, Blair and little Henry are about to come CRASHING BACK TO REALITY, because Dan Humphrey is married.
(You should have come crashing back to reality a long time ago when Blake Lively married Ryan Reynolds and had two perfect children, tbh.)
But who's he married to? Georgina? That annoying arty girl friend of Aaron's? Ivy / Charlie? Lizzie McGuire?
PLZ, PLZ, DON'T LET IT BE VANESSA!
Don't worry, guys, it's not any of them – Penn Badgley (that's his real name) is married to Domino Kirke!
Domino's sister is none other than Girls star Jemima Kirke, and she posted to Twitter: "Congratulations ya shitheads! @PennBadgley and @DominoKirke it's all downhill from here. In a good way!"
And Domino's sister Lola wrote: "When someone gets married in a courthouse, it's really an open invitation to everyone but the beautiful bride to explore all that fashion has to offer.
"Here, I try a look simply called 'Pants,' as Cassius goes for 'That Dude from #incubus' and Jemima experiments with 'Off to Therapy!' Congratulations @dominokirke. We love you."
She also said: "It literally took every ounce of will power I possess not to flash a #boob in this #meaningful photo of my sister and me the night before her #WEDDING. Congratulations dommy. I love you that much."
Cuuuute.
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