If you thought V Festival was all good clean pre-teen fun in the sunshine full of happy people prancing about to Justin Bieber, you'd be WRONG.
Firstly, it wasn't that sunny.
Secondly, Justin Bieber was shite (apaz).
AND THIRDLY, MARK WRIGHT AND DANNY DYER HAD A HUGE FIGHT AND THE DRAMZ IS STILL GOING ON NOW.
It's literally wild.
If you're not clear what happened (where oh where have you been?), things came to a head at the festival after a tense week for the lads.
Last Tuesday, we reported the social media feud in which Mark's brother Joshua claim that Mark had slapped Danny round the face in the changing rooms during a charity football match.
Very sporting.
This was after Danny tweeted: "My worst nightmare would be listening to Heart FM while eating an Oykos yoghurt. It would be like pissing razor blades" (Mark works for both those brands, if you are confused about why that offended him).
They then took a few more laddy digs about how hard Mark can hit etc etc, but the feud stayed behind computer screens.
UNTIL THE WEEKEND.
Danny was at the festival celebrating a joint stag/hen do with his soon-to-be wife, Joanne Mas, and bumped into Mark. We mean that literally.
We were alerted to the altercation when someone ran up to Keith Lemon who was hanging out in the Mahiki Rum VIP bar to tell him: "Mark and Danny are rolling about on the floor having a full on fight!"
There's a sentence we never thought we'd say.
To cut a (very) long story short, it emerged that five of Mark's friends had apparently squared up to Danny and his daughter Dani (which is obv outrageous), and Twitter went absolutely mad.
To be clear: there's no suggestion that the people pictured in Mark / Danny's feed are the ones involved.
And now Dani has hit back at trolls, tweeting: "It is horrible everyone having opinions and trying to say I'm foul mouthed. I have never been one to start a fight I just am protective."
She'd previously tweeted defending her dad, saying: "My heart Is broken as I witnessed the whole thing. My dad is such a sensitive loving person who wouldn’t want to hurt a fly. 5 on 1 is never fair."
Which is very, very true…
Be like Danny Dyer, don’t listen to Heart. Why not listen to heat radio on DAB, Freeview 716 or the app instead?