The eagle-eyed among you have noticed that we at heat are partial to the peen. We brought you Alex Bowen's (ENORMOUS peen), Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS AND HAIRLESS peen), Ashley Cain's (CONFUSING peen), and Olly Murs' pineapple-clad peen.
WE EVEN BROUGHT YOU A F*CKING BAKE OFF PEEN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO.
Aren't we just wonderful?
We thought we brought you Justin Bieber's once, but it turned out it wasn't his.
And now it looks like Dermot O'Leary himself is trying to slide his way into our peen list, as he displayed what can only be described as a MEGA BULGE on Sunday night's X Factor.
Predictably, the bulge was the talk of the show. People started tweeting things like "excuse me but Dermot O'Leary's bulge in them white pants is cheering me right up" and "Dermot and those tight cream pants sweet baby Jesus."
Some believed the bulge was so big that he MUST be hiding something in there. One said: "What's Dermot got in his pants???" and another: "What's dermot hiding. Sausage and eggs. Well ain't he got a fat one."
We could have another Alex Bowen on our hands, ladies and gentleman…
And we have a lot more of Derms' bulge to look forward to (if he doesn't run away again like last year), as The X Factor has been renewed for at least three years.
Kevin Lygo, ITV's director of television, said: "Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor are both big, brilliant, wonderful shows and I am delighted that they will continue to take up their place as an important part of our schedule for the next three years."
WOOP WOOP.
And Simon Cowell himself chimed in, saying: "I want to thank ITV for continuing to be fantastic partners. I'm delighted for the shows and, in particular, for all the talented people who work on them with us."
And you'd better come back with it, Derms <3