For those of you who still aren't getting their Stephen Bear fix, despite him taking up about 99% of Celebrity Big Brother airtime (soz, Ricky Norwood) - we have good news.
EX ON THE BEACH STARTS NEXT WEEK.
We're outrageously excited.
In a sneak peek at the first episode featuring an all-star cast (Gary Beadle, Jordan Davies, Jemma Lucy, Bear etc etc), Gaz talks about his motives for going on the show.
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And it took him all of eight seconds to mention Charlotte Crosby.
"I've came here to test myself – do I want to be single or do I want to be in a relationship? If I get feelings for someone in that villa, I know me and Charlotte are not meant to be"
And we all know how that one ends.
He continued: "There's a lot of fit girls gonna be in here – this is going to be hard."
WE'RE SURE YOU TRIED YOUR BEST, GAZ.
When he makes his entrance, perceptive Bear states: "He's f*cked his hair up a bit I think, it looks like somebody spunked in it"
Now you come to mention it…
And it seems like Gary and Charlotte really aren't meant to be (a realisation we all came to quite some time ago), as Gary implied that she was the worst sexual experience he'd ever had (SO RUDE), and Charlotte is now reportedly dating FITLORD model Ash Harrison.
They've apparently been seeing each other since they hung out in Manchester back in July.
And two have been chattin on Twitter, which is 2016 for GETTING IT ON.
A source told The Sun: "Ash seen on Twitter she was up in Manchester with her girls the other week and got in touch and they’ve been inseparable since. They’re having fun and are seeing each other again soon."
WE APPROVE!
Move over, Gary.
Ex On The Beach starts 16 August at 10pm on MTV