Those of you who simply can't wait for the release of 50 Shades Darker later this month will be pleased to know that a far funnier (and arguably better) version has been made by Jamie Dornan (WITH HIS BRAND NEW SHAVED HEAD – SEE MORE HERE) and Ellen DeGeneres.
Literally our two favourite people in the whole entire world.
Ellen plays Anastasia Steele, and uses tape to handcuff Jamie Dornan (Christian Grey, Obv) to the bed.
She then cuts his tie in half and offers up a pencil sharpener for his dick. Lovely.
"The moment you walked into Staples, I just knew I had to have you."
Just watch it. It's amaze.
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