She’s been out of the show for months but we are only just getting used to the fact that our absolute fave northerner, Charlotte Crosby, will no longer be parading around the Geordie Shore house getting mortal.
All those nights of bed wetting and snogs with Gaz Beadle are but distant memories.
OR ARE THEY?
Well, yes they are. But could Char be back on our screens, like, really soon?!
When she got on Twitter at the weekend to tell her fans that she was going into I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here! we almost exploded with excitement. Partly because we were imagining her striking up an epic friendship with Val Stones from the Great British Bake Off, and partly because we remembered that someone is going to have to chow down some actual crocodile vagina this year.
Muahahaha.
Taking to Twitter, Char wrote: “Yep I am going on @imacelebrity I can’t wait … so excited man,”
Fans went understandably bonkers because we miss her face on the tellybox TERRIBLY.
But, in a devastating turn of events, Char posted this:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now who is gonna befriend Val and eat croc vajayjay and be the sole reason we stay up past 9pm to watch TV?
OK, we were planning to do it anyway because you’d be a fool not to watch I’m A Celeb, BUT STILL.
Devo.
Her followers were even more upset than we were by the looks of things, with some even calling her a ‘moron’ and saying they ‘had tears in their eyes.’
Blimey, guys. We’re all upset about it but chill, yeah?
One lad was even worried because he’d already told his gf and would now have to break the sad, sad news to her that it was all a joke.
Hard times.
Fans also came up with a conspiracy theory that actually it’s all just a double bluff, and Char IS going in but got in trouble for tweeting about it so made up the whole ‘LOL JK’ as a distraction.
But she quashed that by posting a video on her Snapchat saying: “I’m hungover and I thought it would be funny cos everyone is saying I’m going into the jungle to say I am.
“But the reality is, I’m not. I’m sick of everyone asking us about it and saying I’m lying.”
BRB. Sobbing.