It’s been a very blue January for romance fans.
Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle, the greatest love story our generation will ever know, were torn asunder by forces that surpass human understanding.
So, has Gary remained gentleman-like, strong and silent, and adhered to the adage ‘a gentleman never tells’?
Has he heck as like (woo!).
Gaz has taken to his YouTube channel to tell his side of the story and it seems he’s really quite cross about the whole thing.
“I read somewhere that Charlotte called us a fling,” said Gaz.
“A fling? You cheeky little bitch!”
A clearly quite irate Gaz continued: “Charlotte said she regretted splitting up with Mitch, but…
“Charlotte, I guarantee that the next time we film* Geordie Shore*, you’ll get smashed and come in my room and we’ll end up having sex AGAIN."
“In fact, I bet £20 we’ll have sex again.”
We think he may be on to something there.
Gary also stated his intention to stay in Geordie Shore until he’s “30 or 60”. Which we welcome. Oh, yes we do.
We’re actually being serious here, guys.
Damn straight.