Geordie Shore's Scotty T has finally (FINALLY), after a wait of three weeks, spilled the beans on what happened between him and Katie Price in a hotel room in Gateshead.
As reported in heat magazine, Scotty picked Katie up from the Hilton hotel at about 6pm on 27 September.
The pair whizzed off in Scotty's banana mobile for 40 minutes, time Katie maintains they spent getting a spray tan together.
But then – THEN – they had a suspected two hours together in Katie's hotel room, and of course everyone's minds boggled.
So, did they do the dirty?
Scotty says not.
"I know I’m bad, but I’m not that bad. I don’t sleep with married women," Scotty claims.
He did, however, TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF in her room. But only because he was freshening up in preparation for a PA.
“I got changed but she was getting her hair and make-up done by her pals and her manager was in the room and stuff as well, and that was it," Scotty told The Sun.
What a relief.
Following the news of Katie and Scotty's time together, Scotty was dumped by his girlfriend, Francesca Toole, and Katie took a break from Loose Women allegedly to work on her marriage.
She's subsequently announced that she intends to go through an eighth marriage ceremony and has posted a gushing message in support of Kieran Hayler and Marmite on Instagram.
Scotty has also spoken about paying for a one-night stand's abortion and has been found in a Basshunter video.
*Geordie Shore series 13 premieres on Tuesday 25 October at 10pm on MTV. *
*Actually, they don't call him Turbo Dick do they? He calls himself that.