All our Geordie Shore Christmases have come at once.
Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle, Romeo and Juliet of the Tinder generation, “If Romeo was a massive tw*at," according to Vicky Pattison, are back ON.
It’s true! They’ve confirmed it!
Via a video on Gaz’sodd YouTube channel.
Speaking in a very dark hotel room, Gaz confirmed that they’ve had a snog with tongues (which would be hard to deny as Holly Hagan videoed it).
But also said that he and Char are dating now - wooh!
Casually, at least.
"Gary, this is an important question - what exactly happened with you and Charlotte the other night? I saw on Holly’s Snapchat there was a kiss," Charlotte asked Gary in the video.
“I could kill Holly, do you know what I mean? I’m in that house with the cameras all the time and the one time there’s no cameras Holly decides to film it!”
Gary returned, using a Sky remote for a microphone.
And we just can’t help remembering that Gary once said that his penis is the size of a Sky remote.
Anyway…
“We’ve been stuck in the house for so many years and spent so much time with each other, we just needed to spend some time with each other with no cameras and no pressure, no one around us, so it kind of feels like last night was a first date but it wasn’t,” Gaz went on.
But is this IT now? Are they together forever?
Well, no.
Charlotte said: “I heard that a source says that Charlotte said she would like to spend some casual time with Gary, but she would just like it to remain casual for the time being."
To which Gaz replied: “So technically I’ve been pied there! But yeah, casual time is coffees and food and a few nights out and we’ll take the casual stage for a few months and if it moves on it moves on, do you know what I mean? But we’re enjoying our time together and it’s nice."
He also set alarm bells ringing (for us at least) by saying: "Me and Charlotte are in a really great place. We’re both single and going to have a little bit of fun. What’s the harm in that? You know what I mean? There’s no harm in that.”
Uh-oh, we see tears coming.
The video was a little bit like a look into the future when the pair have their own fly-on-the-wall TV show.
Charlotte And Gary: The Next Chapter, anyone?
Oh, and the ring?
It’s an EARRING. Calm down everyone.