Remember life back in 2010? Think back to the days before the wonder that is Geordie Shore. There was no such thing as Snapchat, no one had a flippin' clue what contouring was and One Direction had only just stopped singing into the mirror with their hairbrushes (probably) to start dancing like this on The X Factor.
And then, for five long years we watched Gary 'Gaz' Beadle and Charlotte Crosby fall in and out of love more times than Holly Hagan decided to change the colour of her barnet.
Which is A LOT.
But it went from an Aussie summer of love, where the couple were flitting around like loved up teenagers, to VERY much finished in May this year when Gaz was off shagging in Thailand for Ex On The Beach, and Charlotte was back in the UK suffering from an ectopic pregnancy.
Needless to say she didn't have many kind words about the Geordie lothario and the pair called it quits on their relationship for good.
Things haven't quite ended there, though.
Like the charmer that he is, Gaz has told Australian news site NW Online that he doesn't want anything to do with Char.
Lovely. Especially considering he was happily screwing Jemma Lucy at the time that Charlotte was in hospital having one of her ovaries removed.
Talking to the website, he said: "I do not want to be associated with her. I will never speak to the girl again."
Nice.
He also confessed that things got "nasty" after the split, and that Charlotte's decision to open up about her ordeal was "probably to try and make everyone hate me".
Of COURSE, Gaz. Because Charlotte's incredibly traumatic experience was purely so that she could badmouth you afterwards.
Gary continued: "I'm done with that part of my life, I'm actually happy,"
We're SO glad Gaz is able to smile again after what Charlotte did to him.
Oh wait.