Charlotte Crosby, our Geordie Shore princess, has just confused the heck out of us.
In an exclusive chat with heat, Charlotte revealed that she’ll never be with Gary Beadle because she doesn’t believe she’s perfect enough for him (you can read the whole heart-wrenching tale in this week’s magazine).
But, despite feeling that she and Newcastle’s serial shagger will never be a thing, she slept with him just a week ago.
Oh, Char.
The Bum Blitz beauty made the revelation on her YouTube channel in a video in which she seems, frankly, a bit squiffy.
She also said that as well as being her last lay, Gaz is also the last person to make her weep, adding:
“I last cried about a week ago because I said something to Gary and he didn’t react how I wanted him to and it upset us because I thought I might have lost him forever.”
You know how you have that friend who keeps going back to a man who is terrible for her despite all her friends telling her not to?
Charlotte is that woman, for all of us. Mind you, it can't help that Gary doesn't seem able to leave her alone.
We would think of staging an intervention. If we didn’t adore watching the whole sorry circus unfold every week for our entertainment.
*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *