Huge news, everyone. Our favourite Geordie Shore top shagger (self-proclaimed) has had his first ever tattoo.
We know, it feels like Gaz is already covered in ink, right? Wrong. Let's take a look at his semi-naked bod.
Do you see a tatt? A tatt you do not see. Even if you look at our in-depth analysis of Gaz's penis size complete with pictures you'll see that there is no inking anywhere.
Unless he has something small done on e.g. his inner butt cheeks and we're pretty sure he hasn't.
And Gaz has tweeted that this is his first, and why would he lie about that?
"You not getting the tiniest tattoo are ya?! Hope you doing it proper for your first," a fan who at first we thought was Vicky Pattison but is not, alas, asked Gaz.
And he assured her it's proper.
And it must be huge, it's taken THREE HOURS.
If our obsessive watching of Tattoo Fixers has taught us anything it's that three hours is enough for a proud lion or similar.
So, what could Gaz have had done? We're guessing it's not Charlotte Crosby's face on his chest. Or Charlotte on one pec, Lillie Lexie Gregg on the other…
Could it be a list of all the women he's slept with, like Frankie Cocozza had done? Would three hours be long enough? Does Gary have enough body for that?
Hmm.
In related Gaz news, it seems that he was at V Festival this weekend, watching Justin Bieber who has been accused of miming, and this tweet made us LOL:
And tomorrow's Ex On The Beach will see Gaz have a threesome with Olivia Walsh and Charlotte Dawson. Want to watch it? You can! By clicking this link. It's NSFW, mind. You have been warned.