Though you could get away with an orange jumpsuit at a wedding, couldn't you?
Gemma Collins has set her sights on being married this year, and she's not going to let a little thing like her boyfriend of four months being put in jail. As if!
The ex-Celebrity Big Brother star, who got booted out of the house on Tuesday night, told reporters that she reeeeeally wants to tie the knot this year – though she didn't open up about who the future Mr Collins would be.
Oh, and there’s just one housemate she wants at her nuptials.
"The only one I want at my wedding this year is Danniella," she told media after her eviction.
Weird, huh?
The Sun reports that she also talked about THAT CBB pregnancy scare, saying: "If I had been pregnant I would have been over the moon.
"Sadly, I'm not pregnant... but just watch this space!"
Amazingly, Gemma's got more plans for reality TV. As well as hoping to launch her own TOWIE spin-off later this year, she's also planning to head over to LA to meet up with housemate Jonathan Cheban and possibly – possibly – get herself a cameo on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE?
"I love Jonathan whether he's friends with the Kardashians or not," she said.
"He has invited me to go there for a month. He has invited me to meet the Kardashians, so yeah, I'm very much looking forward to that trip. Bring it on, baby!"
Oh, to be a fly on the wall when THAT happens.
Hang on – why isn’t Jonathan invited to the wedding though?
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.