Gemma Collins, let's face it, from where we're sitting has pretty rotten luck with men.
She and James 'Arg' Argent were together for about ten minutes until he went scurrying back to Lydia Bright, despite turning up at GC's house wearing nothing other than a thong #neverforget.
Then there was the time Mick Norcross walked past her with Champagne which we are still not over.
And the less said about Charlie King (in this context) the better.
So, when Gems talks about a new lover we are wary.
The TOWIE alpha posted a picture to Instagram of her and a mystery man, captioned "So in" with about a million (five) heart emojis, a lip emoji and the hash tag loverboy.
But who is the mystery man in the mask? We got on our deerstalker and did some investigating (poked around social media) and can reveal that it's Jon Clark.
::sigh::
Isn't he internet official with another woman? Also, we are still not over how very rude he was to Kate Wright (he called her a "slag" and accused her of sleeping with his friend, then retracted it, then laid it on the table again – she vehemently denies what he says).
Look, we know that in the world of TOWIE the heart wants what the heart wants (boak) but we worry about Gems.
In related GC news: yesterday she petitioned to get the definition of 'Essex girl' amended in the dictionary. And we're with her, the current definition is offensive AF.
Elsewhere in telly land:
Brace yourselves for TERRIBLE NEWS about the Love Island Christmas special
Megan McKenna has an EPIC RANT at fans in wake of Pete Wicks sexting scandal