We'd be hard set to name a TOWIE gal who hasn't at least dabbled in plastic surgery, but Essex queen Gemma Collins (who has an actual designer vagina) has slated those who do.
She said: "I see so many celebrities change who they are just to fit in on a trend or make it work for them."
Seriously, Gem, designer vagina.
She also addressed her attempts to talk Ferne McCann out of her recent nose job.
"I can't be arsed with it, I don't agree with surgery," she told the Daily Star.
DESIGNER VAGINA.
"I think imperfections make you look beautiful. I rang her before she had it done and said, 'Look Ferne, I don't want you to change one thing about you… Don't treat it like you're buying a new dress."
In other ex-TOWIE gal news, Jessica Wright has hinted she'd be up for Celebs Go Dating.
If you haven't been watching Celebs Go Dating, you need to get your act together – it's f*cking fantastic.
Speaking to heat, she said: "I was really nervous and sceptical about doing First Dates.
"Now I've done that I would be definitely be up for more dating shows. I feel like they are really fun, that you can show off a different side to your character, and yeah – Celebs Go Dating, why not?"
She also discussed the tribulations of finding love as a celeb.
"It's really, really tough! People will say to you 'Oh, I don't watch the show, I don't know who you are' and then they'll slip up and say something about TOWIE and it's so cringe, they should have just been honest from the start…
"I've kissed a lot of frogs and they've all taught me now that what I don't want and what I do want, and it's a lot harder finding exactly what I do what, which I think is why I'm still single. But, I'm also very happy like comfortable in my skin and happy at the minute. So I guess I'm not rushing."