Filming only started last weekend, but the new series of Geordie Shore has already been caught up in more drama than Gary Beadle and Charlotte Crosby on a messy night out on the toon.
We've had to deal with cast walk-outs, Holly Hagan's pregnancy tweets (srsly) and more cries of 'It's A FIX!' than this year's The X Factor, after an apparent 'script' was tweeted.
The document, said to have been left behind by the show's producers, refers to a scene called "Girl pamper" and lays out some topics of discussion for the cast.
It says: "Get some funny chat from Nathan and Marnie [Simpson] informing the newbies that if they are proper Geordies then they need to be properly preened."
LOLOLOL.
We're not entirely sure it constitutes a script, but OK.
Geordie Shore has also been caught up in claims that Chloe Ferry has been axed from the show after reportedly kicking one of the new girls (there are three new ladies joining the cast), Zahida Allen, in the head on a night out.
Not cool.
And now it seems original cast member, Sophie Kasaei, has been brought into the mix, as reports circled yesterday that suggested she'd been fired.
Sophie had only just returned to our screens on the current series of Geordie Shore and was filming with the rest of the cast when this alleged incident took place.
According to reports, Sophie has apparently been removed from the show for her part in the row, which saw Chloe kick off after she spotted Zahida holding hands with her ex Marty McKenna.
However the reality TV star denies these claims, and a friend of Sohpie's has told The Sun: "Sophie hasn’t been axed. Her friends and family have been really worried about her.
"She’s horrified to have been implicated in this row. She had absolutely nothing to do with it."
We've reached out to MTV for comment.