It’s like beautiful poetry
Scotty T, Geordie Shore lothario, had his head well and truly turned by house newbie Abbie Holborn in the last series.
And by Zahida Allen, Sarah Goodhart and at least one random woman he enticed back to the shag pad, but let’s not touch on those now.
Because now we want to concentrate on the future Scotty has planned for him and Abbie, and it’s pretty much something you could write inside a Valentine’s card.
“Who knows what the f8cking future holds for me and Abbie. I probably will see her on the outside, I probably won’t. I’m a bit of a busy boy. But her fanny and my pipe will meet again,” he gushed to MTV’s confession cam.
Excuse us, we’ve just got something in our eye.
Marnie Simpson and Chloe Ferry remain sceptical about Abbie and Scott’s future together though.
“I think the relationship with her and Scott will not last. It didn’t last with me or with Chloe,” Marnie said.
Hang on – we thought Scott DID want to make a go of things with Marnie and she pied him off for Gary Beadle. That’s how we remember it.
“I don’t think it will last with Abbie either. I think Scott was born that way to just pull girls and not care about them and he’ll never change,” Marnie continued.
“I feel like it’s a condition he just can’t get rid off,” Chloe said. A bit like herpes.
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