ATTENTION GEORDIE FANS.
Two cast mates are re-joining *Geordie Shore *for series 13 and we are pretty, pretty excited about it.
Sure, everyone except Vicky Pattison, Greg Lake and Rebecca Walker (forever in our hearts) came back for Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle but that show never quite lived up to its promise.
There were just too many of them – each show needed to be two hours long to give us the sweet, sweet hit of Jay Gardner / Daniel Thomas Tuck we required. Take note for the tenth anniversary special, MTV bigwigs.
But enough of the past. On to the future.
The two cast mates coming back are… (drum roll)…
Kyle Christie! The prince of our hearts.
And Sophie Kasaei.
The two will be trying to fill the Charlotte Crosby-shaped holein our *Geordie Shore *hearts. Quite a task, guys. Quite a task.
This series sees the Geordie gang heading to party spots Magaluf, Ibiza, Kavos and Ayia Napa for some spurious reason that may or not become clear when the show airs.
The 'Geordies abroad' series are always a bit… weird, don't you think? Still the trailer for this one is BANGING. Would you like to see it? You can!
Also this series, Chantelle Connelly quits the show in a BLAZE OF GLORY, and has since said that she wouldn't piss on her former pals if they were on fire. Oooh, burn.
We'll also see a pre-Lewis Bloor Marnie Simpson. Will that be AWKS viewing for them now? Hmm. Probably.
In related news: Aaron Chalmers is said to be lined up for the next series of Ex On The Beach. Guess Holly Hagan wasn't available.
Yeah, yeah, saucer of milk for heat.
*Geordie Shore series 13 kicks off on Tuesday 25 October at 10pm on MTV. *