Most people will be aware that Geordie Shore is without doubt the best thing to happen to reality telly ever.
But the show has been hit with almost as many claims of ‘IT’S A FIX!!!!’ than this series of The X Factor – and that’s a hell of a lot.
The latest of these concerns a document leaked online, which the tweeter claims to be a page of a script from the show.
They posted: “Next time your producers go for lunch @mtvgeordie shore make sure they don’t leave behind their belonging #scriptedAF.”
The piece of paper calls the scene “Girls pamper” and states that Nathan Henry, Abbie Holborn, Zahida Allen and Sarah Goodhart are getting manicures and pedicures.
It says: “Get some funny chat from Nathan and Marnie [Simpson] informing the newbies that if they are proper Geordies then they need to be properly preened.”
It also lays down topics to be covered in the conversation, such as: “How are Zahida and Sarah feeling?” and “Chloe didn’t get annoyed about Sarah kissing Marty at work but was livid with Zahida – why do they think that is?”
What does it mean? Is Geordie Shore indeed a fix? Was the person who posted it just bored and decided to make a fake script for the lols? Or is it real and actually probably necessary for reality shows to prevent stars from sitting about discussing food and internet memes (basically all we talk about in the heat office)?
Who can be sure?
We contacted Geordie Shores reps, who declined to comment.
It was yesterday reported that Chloe Ferry had been axed from the show (so this isn’t the first bit of dramz).
She is alleged to have kicked new girl Zahida (mentioned above) in the head during the first night of filming in Newcastle.
Apparently Chloe hit out at her new co-star after seeing her holding hands with her ex Marty McKenna.
Speaking to The Sun, a source who witnessed the event revealed: "Chloe was completely mortal. She kicked off in the club after seeing Marty holding hands with Zahida. She was totally radge."
Chloe reportedly tackled Zahida to the floor: "All of a sudden Zahida was cowering on the floor and it looked like Chloe kicked her in the head," the source added.
Geordie Shore on on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV