This series of The X Factor has been more porky than your average pork pie, and quite possibly the most sexually charged pre-watershed family entertainment show THAT HAS EVER BEEN.
First there was the news that the welcome party was (ALLEGEDLY) some sort of mega orgy.
Then came the claim that Emily Middlemas and Ryan Lawrie had (ALLEGEDLY) been porking on the stairs. It was then suggested that Sam Lavery had been porking 5 After Midnight's Nathan Lewis in a cupboard.
And someone from 5 After Midnight was apparently porking someone from Brooks Way (remember Brooks Way?).
We told you. It's a porkathon.
And the latest and most shocking of these allegations is that Nicole Scherzinger is getting it on with Matt Terry.
We know that this series of the show has arguably been the most controversial yet and it feels like quite literally anything could happen, but COME ON.
One wrote a couple of weeks ago: "It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if Nicole Scherzy was pumping Matt terry."
And you may remember the results show before last, when Matt lifted up Nicole in some sort of weird embrace while Simon looked on in alarm.
One person wrote: "Nicole jumps on Matt Terry. Didn't do that with Ryan. She is obviously in love with him #XFactor #NicoleScherzinger."
Another added: "Okay what's going on Nicole and Matt Terry. #XFactor @TheXFactor is their [sic] something someone is not telling us. Pls o."
PLS.
Well, she did get her thigh out for him that time...
One other chimed in with the veeeeery alarmed: "HE BASICALLY FREAKED OUT AND HUGGED NICOLE AND SIMON WAS LIKE "WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN" AND IM SMILING SO BIG #Xfactor."
Other additions to this crazy hypothesis include: "Nicole Scherzinger is gagging for Matt Terry" and "It seems Matt Terry and Nicole are more than friends! Are judges allowed to sleep with contestants?"
Just IMAGINE if this were true.
We highly, HIGHLY doubt it is, though.