Now that the Great British Bake Off is over, what are we meant to do with our evenings? We can't knit and adult colouring in books stress out us because we have trouble staying in the lines.
Plus, we've already watched Stranger Things all the way through three times, and there's like a bazillion years until we get to watch the next season of Game Of Thrones.
Le sigh.
But, oh wait, what's that? British funny man James Corden - who ran off to Hollywood for fortune and fame – has just released an absolutely HILARE video with our favourite One Directioner (controversial), Niall Horan?
Yes. It's all very true.
The pair have teamed up to create a jokes Halloween parody of Ginuwine's song, Pony.
You know, the funky slow song that you don't know how you know but you just do, and when you hear it you attempt to do your best Rihanna dancing?
Yeah, that one. Except this version is about something even sexier.
Candy.
James and Niall released the video on The Late Late Show with James Corden and it sees the two of them attempting to seduce mums who are innocently trying to give sweets to trick or treaters.
Sound weird? It is a little bit.
But also really good.
Without this, how would we have ever known that we actually fancy James when he's dressed up as Batman and licking a giant lolly?
Or that Niall makes such a HOT pirate that he's up there in our top three.
Number one being Jack Sparrow, natch. Number three is a position yet to be filled as now our total count is at two.
There's also a bit of a strange moment where James is dressed as a giant corn, and Niall is – we think – a green bean, but we can skip past that bit because we're sort of mentally scarred by people making food sexual thanks to those horrifying 'get your five a day' fruit shaped sex toys that came out around the time of 50 Shades Of Grey.
Nothing is sacred anymore. Not even fruit.
There's a bit where Niall makes a dashing Dracula though, which we're OK with.
Lyrics from their version include: "If you're scary, let's do it/Give me my candy/My satchel's waiting/Trick or treat on it."
Blimey. Just us or did it suddenly get really hot in here?
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