Niall Horan on The Ellen DeGeneres Show was always going to be f*cking great, and as well as discussing his single life (!!!!!!!), he played "Who'd You Rather?" which is basically a game where you decide which of two celebrities you'd rather bonk.
A classic game, obviously
Here are some things we learnt: He chooses Rihanna over Taylor Swift, has quite a penchant for Demi Moore (and Selena Gomez), and he absolutely LOVES Ellie Goulding. He chose her over basically everyone – including Kendall Jenner (she IS Harry Styles' ex, so that would be a bit awk).
Speaking of Harry Styles, have you seen what his Dunkirk co-star said about him? We were SHOCKED!
It recently came to light that Niall and Olly Murs go on the pull together, and we've since then been racking our brains trying to work out how we can be part of these exciting escapades.
"Niall's a great guy to hang out with,” Olly told The Mirror. "It's brilliant, he was in the biggest boyband in the world so I'm always after his scraps."
Erm. Referring to women as "scraps" is a dicklord move we didn't expect from Ols, but we'll put it down to his excitement at being best buddies with Niall.
He continued: "We always have a laugh when we go out. We’re like brothers. I’m like his older brother, so it all depends on the woman, whether she wants a little bit of experience, which is all I've got on my side, or a really good-looking lad with banter."
You're a really good-looking lad with banter, Olly hun <3.
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