We have just about got over the absolute nightmare that was the first Fifty Shades of Grey film. Seriously – WHAT WAS THAT? We've felt more turned on while lying in a hungover pile of filth covered in spaghetti than we did watching that film.
Anyway, some people did like it, because they've only gone and filmed two more. Realistically we'll definitely be going to see them, 'cause Jamie Dornan…
We'll just have to get over the whole awkward dialogue, upsetting sex scenes and domestic abuse undertones.
And it looks like Jamie's quite frankly had enough of that shit, as he's ruled out starring in a potential fourth instalment of the franchise.
He said: "We have done two movies back to back now, and I’m actually finished with it. I’ve done Fifty Shades forever."
WE FEEL YA, JAMIE.
"I move on very fast in my mind. As much as from the outside people think you are synonymous with one character, but I’m very much like, ‘Right, that’s done’ and move on to the next project and worry about that character," he told The Sun.
The fourth film in question hasn't actually been confirmed, but would be based on the book centred around his character called Grey.
Even three is way too much for us, TBH.
Nawty.
You may remember he refused to do so in the first instalment (which may have made the film slightly more bearable), but producers were hoping a pay rise would convince him.
An insider told heat last year: "They’re offering Jamie a bonus of $1.5 million to do a full-frontal scene in Fifty Shades Darker.
"And that’s just the starting figure. Jamie would be crazy not to consider it.
"They have assured Jamie that it won’t be overt, but more of a brief tease - and he’ll have some creative control over how its handled.”